A day in the life of a monster

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A MONSTER

I usually get up at 7:00 a.m.I look at myself in the mirror an say:"How attractive I am". For breakfast,I go to the cinema for a few hours. I like eating very much. I sometimes meet my girlfriend for lunch at a "MINIMONSTER BAR".

In the ofternoon I play a game of cards or go to the cemetery.My favourite drink at the moment  is blood. I think eating is adsolute fantastic.

In the evening,as a special treat I sometimes have a shower! I never vomit. I usually go to bed at 2:oo a.m and read a book. As you can see,my life is very strange!